ten cents and a gift in my jeans
I knocked on her door
she was like the girl next door
to the stars on Hollywood
she was tv beautiful
that long black perfect hair
couldn't believe she asked me in
we sat around (I was nervous)
looking at each other a min
I saw her dog
a little chihuahua
sniffing for tidbits on the floor
had a cheerio
from breakfast had fallen between
my belt buckle and jeans
called chico over
petted his head gave him the cheerio
told her
how I loved pets

and he started ******* my leg
I was lost
and she laughed
brought out
a bottle of Cuervo
and we had the best three way
of my life
watching
Y Tu Mamá También
eating nachos
and I got the sweetest
goodnight kiss
that night