a land past the fog the distant see
called hornytoadville
where men and women go
to be their four legged hoppyness
play hopscotch
and basketville in tennis shoes
and not much else
they have saunas built for three
and  margaritas free
clothes only beaches to build your
thrills trains running non-stop
between reality
and neversville
the small kids sit and watch
their parents go all
crazy like they did
those kids they did
in DisneyLand