They're either sleeping or they're dead no heads stuck in iPhones today no make up being made up on the Central line, take up a collection, let's hear it for the deadpan men.
Even at Mile End they'll come to a bad end but the East End was always like that,
stopping at Bethnal which sounds just like Bedlam especially if you've got a cold, well it's green and I've seen it so time to roll on.
Liverpool Street hot dogs old meat dont buy one don't try one I don't want to die none of that krap for me,
the Bank be Frank it's a cesspit a tank full of sharks,
hark to St. Paul's what big bells what big halls (Did I write halls?) never mind the ***** fall down in chancery lane, who plays tennis anyway in the royal courts where only justice is served?
Holborn is old and smells of Catholics and tobacco, the next stop wil be my stop if I stop off and step off this train but I could go round again if this was the circle line but it's the Central Line