Because in my day dreams & in a heartbeat, the Coke brothers would be re-educated digging deep wells in Flint Michigan till they found pure clean water.
Kobe Bryant's wife would have her million dollar ring expropriated & broken down for drill bits to use in the digging of Flint wells by the same Coke brothers.
All Kardashian holdings everywhere & anyhow would be seized by the state & sold to the foreign precious stone market & the proceeds used for funding school book buys.
Trump Tower would be occupied and stripped of all its false veneer while Barron's gold baby carriage would take pride of place in The People's Museum of The New Dawn & groups of school children would field trip to marvel & learn.
Fox News executives would be arrested along with Limbaugh, Hannity a multitude of talk-show hosts as enemies-of-the- people & re-educated digging canals from the high Rockies through to San Luis Obispo to help water the farms which would now be unionized & minimum waged & there'd be taco trucks on every corner for free workers lunch & luxury campers for naps from the burning midday sun.
History lessons would be for real this time, buffalos would be encouraged mightily to breed and roam the western lands where Indian tribes would return to pastures of old & they'd house themselves in teepees hand-sewn by bankers & hedge-fund managers lodged in converted L.A. mansions with armed guards for the duration.
The NRA leadership would be hog-tied & immediately put to work in foul prison conditions producing ploughshares from swords in blazing merciless kilns & every Sunday they'd be cuffed & 'compassionate-leaved' to the closest cemetery where they'd visit the graves of the fallen children & granmas taken by ricochets.
Prisons would use psilocybin cure-alls, golf-courses would turn into adventure petting- zoo play grounds, Syrian children would move into Hampton mansions,
Detroit & West Virginia would be declared emergencies & the entire overseas hidden off-shore accounts of the top 1% would fund roads, bridges, schools, doctors & nurses, teachers, professors & crossing guards.
Trump himself would have to restore all the gravestones in all the Jewish cemeteries in all the States, & then, & only then, could he have his lunch hour.
Because in a heartbeat I could be far worse than that & perhaps in some ways it's a good thing I'm not the boss.