What does this letter stand for ----"M"? Now read along, ahem, "M", "M" stands for mummies, Magnets for mess, and dummies, "M" is for maestro, Opera tonight? Bleeped if I know, "M" is for misogynist, Broomsticks up exes' male blips! To women, they are not God's gift, Yes, "M" is for misogynist!