Once upon a time There once lived a swine. He loved to travel. Unraveling himself in solemn novel. Along with a apple. He'd often babble. With a book won from raffle, He'd stand bowleg and baffled. He'd often tattle Not meaning to ramble. Standing bowleg and baffled. His face a smooth red cackle. The look on his face outdone. The zipper on his pants came undone. Far from the favorite son Those whom seen would make fun. Of a swine whom despised bacon kind. Losing peace of mind. He soon became unkind. Confined by bacon kind. He'd straighten a leather belt Soon a hand seldom dealt. Soon a bag of rind. Some kind of stew, cordon bleu. With much displeasure. Read the obituary. And to think its almost February