Living in a house full of go-get-em girls,
Of course I believe that the princess can stand on her own two feet
Get her out of the tower, give her a sword-
she can slay her demons as well as anyone
Of course, I believe that

But sometimes I don't want to be the hero
Sometimes I just want to stay in my tower and sleep a hundred years
And the excuse of waiting for someone to save me
Means I won't have to try to save myself

It's a shame, I always thought you were a rational girl. You've got to snap out of this. Now. They're coming for you! You know what you have to do.

*Pick up your sword, girl, and fight.