Why is life such a a meanie such a bully There's no controlling it, it's so unruly Some times it only gives me a ******, other times it knocks me to my knees It just does what it please But lately it's been knocking me out What the **** is that all about Life sure does need to stop this plight That it has against my right To be happy now and then So I can at lest offer the world a grin But I still have a furrowed brow I wear the same old scowl Because my life is such a bully It's become so ******* unruly