This morning, I went into your home And hung up all the cobwebs That I had collected. I dumped a bucket of dust All over the floors and kicked it Into the air, making it hard to breathe. I smeared the mud from my shoes All over your brand-new carpet, thinking, "I've done this before, and I wonder If he will still forgive me;" That's when you came walking Through the door with a broom in hand, And open arms for this vandal.