In the antiseptic florescent floodlight he was born behind the blue surgical blind in the likeness of his famous father where the pediatric pamperers posed with a set of stainless steel utensils to urge him out of his own private Idaho~ his own little amniotic coma against those that strove to combat his crucible There he was with his miniature matchstick fingers and toes cold wide awake and wondering what the forceps was going on His first gulp of air begged for mercy to burn away the blinding pain his blinking orbs felt and it would be a few minutes before they could send messages into his offended little onion head that everything would be alright as he tried to recognize which one of these faces looking down on him belonged to the god of food and safety