Each night the screamy meanies come to kick me wide awake They spit on me and yank my hair, poke me with three pronged stakes They torment without mercy till I’m drenched in my own sweat They think it’s rather funny and they live under my bed
One’s name is Anorexia One’s name is Latex *** One’s name is You’re a Loser and One's pills That You Ingest One’s You’re a ***** Liar and One's your Extremely Vain One’s You Like to Play with Fire Till it Burns you With a Flame One’s You Should Read Your Bible More One’s You Are Such a Fool The One whose names Judgmental Thinks he’s consummately cool
They all are very vengeful and none of them are the same Thank God in a few hours they go back from whence they came