Snarly and ferocious, this dreadful child has been gifted to me. At age 3, I was cursed with a responsibility to protect and mentor this devilish girl. Fourteen years of pure evil and malignancy drives my mind to a state in which no man should ever have to feel.
My heart shrieks with vengeance as she so deliberately tries to inflict pain on it. My conscience refrains me from doing the harm she does to me, Reminding me that I am the bigger person.
Little girl, you devious and vicious soul, I've dreaded the very day I first glanced upon your face. As your ruthlessness and your carelessness towards other peopleΒ causes heartache, When words fly out of your mouth.
You sadistic young twit, I must correct you for your behavior. But I hold no authority to do so, Yet I have been branded your guardian ever since the devil himself has spawned you.
I listen and feel for your struggles, I do. So I must question why you don't respect mine? Is life all about you, little girl? Or is it you just find joy in driving me to insanity?
No longer will I entertain these loathsome conflicts, As you are my unchosen inferior. I will fight the urge to play your game, And find the humor in your desire to leave me discouraged.
Little girl, you silly child. One day you will be mournful, When the time comes where I will not be present, And you will nevermore have me to fulfill your barbarous needs.
I love my sister to death, but sometimes she gets me so frustrated!