Looking for a chat
Hey this one looks pretty nice
But everyone's offline

This one looks decent
The problem: it requires
Parental consent

This isn't even for teens
Why is Google giving me
"Find my lost teen" pages

I can't use this line
If I call up this hotline
People will hear me

I am so confused
This website has too many
Chat categories

This one looks awesome
It opens in three hours
I'll just have to wait