No need for Elmer's
Or the strength of Super Glue
The silver tone of Liquid Nails
Or that Gorilla from the zoo

No Scotch, Packing, or Duct tape
To wrap tight what's loose
None of that so called sticky stuff
For this boy will do

No 10 penny or roofing nails
To hammer all this through
No Quick Set or Rubber Cement
So that things don't move

None of that stuff seriously holds enough
At least not 100 proof
When all I need is love
For me to be stuck on you