I cleaned my room today. It started with the closet. I tried everything on, and based on the fit, decided whether or not to toss it. (I mean, donate.) I filled two boxes.
Then I went in a clockwise motion from there, attacking and reorganizing everything I came across. I took **** near everything out of my room so that I could mop it. Then I put everything back in, got drunk while watching Netflix in a very clean room, and eventually wrote a ****** poem about it.
This is the part where I write something about how lonely I am or that I have no friends.