The alarm clock alarmed me only
slightly
I rose up and may say rather sprightly
for the seasoned old trout that I be.

Later
when I'm out and about on my errands she sends me a message to tell me she loves me
and not to forget to get bergamot tea,

Well

bergamot me
bergamot tea
what will they dream up next?

I send a reply
which says
I
Love you too and I shall not forget to get bergamot tea.

Some things tickle me
like
a jolly good cup
of
Bergamot tea

She tickles me too
but
that's a different story.