She spreads And he butters If he can't keep it up As long as she is down It's all gonna end In burnt toast, Her better side On the floor He'll get the door I'll get the dough But what does she knead If I am the **** on a crescent roll, Maybe It's all baloney I've got to go H.A.M Cold turkey Like she cuts carbs, Temperature is rising I'm crisp Out the Oven And into the fire, I just cannot Believe it Is not margarine Thin layers of fakery Who's running this bakery? Everything has come A long way in the baking, Is it melting or burning? Don't know Until you slice, Take a bite It'll be alright...