I got home And checked my phone It'd been off all day And a bunch of notifications naturally Headed my way But I started simple and checked my voice mail After hearing the robotic telemarketer drone On and on My exhausted brain was more fried than a salt covered snail
So IĀ took a second to regroup And listen to the next message I sat down and absorbed the shock Hearing this felt like suffering a hemorrhage I was so taken aback I could hardly stand
Now what the voice-mail said? I'll leave that up to your imagination to plan