I've been treading water, trying not to drown But I'm afraid, I'm finally going down The waves are coming faster And of self control I am no master Should I hold my breath as I plunge Or breath in the water and quickly this life expunge I keep my eyes open as I am sinking But I can't keep from blinking When a colorful fish swims by Then turned around and looked me in the eye What he had to say gave me chills "Why don't you just grow gills We all must change and adapt Or none of us would live through life's crap" Wise words from a fish's lips And if I survive, I'll never again eat fish and chips