Hi! My name is Pixie I'm a bit of a hippy I have an eight year old son and a cat I still live with my ex (it's very complex) So you need to be alright with that! I am five foot six (well five five and a bit) My eyes are the softest of greens How much I weigh I really can't say But my **** looks good in my jeans! I drink tequila and lime Cider & wine And I smoke the odd *** or two My hair is in dreads Dark blonde with some red And I have a lot of tattoos! I play percussion in bands I am good with my hands That's not a bad thing I trust I write in rhyme Most of the time - an Appreciation of words is a must! I love mountains and trees Have a passion for sea A sunset, moonlight and stars I dance in the rain Like a man with a brain (and one who can play a guitar) I can not abide Men who have lied So you need to be honest and true If there's a girl or a wife Sharing your life Tell me and then I can choose But most important of all Before you call You must know how to dance and to **** If neither these things To the table you bring I'm afraid you'll be plum out of luck!!
(C) Pixievic
This came from a conversation with a friend about being single & the absurdities found on online dating profiles! I'm not on any online dating websites - but if I was this is what it would say!! And said friend furnished me with the last line - thank you E you star!!