Today I was brave
Today I decided to go for it
Maybe not the best place to do so
You know, right before the pulpit
I planned it out carefully
Not wanting to mess up
I dolled myself up nicely
Coiffed my hair for the final touch
In I strode down the isle
Going to my seat
You know the one, that sits back three
Of course I had to pass him
since he sits behind me, 6 and to the left
To get to where I sit
Head held high and trench coat on
Hopefully reminded him
The night I won't soon forget
Black heels showing and legs galore
don't worry, I was still modest enough for our Lord
Under this black trench coat
That I had adorned
the same one he devoured me in
You see he hasn't ignored me
Since that spontaneous night
Oh no, we had plenty before
That one was just out of site
Yes I came to praise our God
But the devil wants to play
So black heels and trench coat it was
I hope I got a "rise" from him today