She says "Cupid is irresponsible." I say "I think he lost my address." She says "Love hurts." I say "So do life and death." She says "I've been in love so often I feel like cupid's been using me for target practice." I say "I can count how many times I've been in love on an amputee's stump." She says "I feel bad for you." I ask "Why?" She says "Because love is worth it." I say "I have love." I say "I have known love that does not fade, The love between parents and children." I say "I have known a love both reliable and invisible The love between true friends." She says "It's not the same." I ask "How is it different?" She says "My love is like a volcano, all passion and warmth. It comes from deep inside you and flies. It flies higher than either of us ever could." She says "Your love is like a coal. Always there to keep you warm, but it'll never fly or burn like my lava." I say "Your lava crashes and cools. But so long as someone's there my coal will always burn." I say "People run from your lava, but they gather around my coal." She says "But you can't form an island with coal." I say "You're right." "Aha!" She exclaims. Thinking she's got me. "But wait." I say I tell her "I intend to find your love. To find that lava and ride it, and I know no matter what I do I can never truly prepare for it, but that doesn't mean I won't try." I say "I want that love you speak of." "But" I tell her "the only way to survive a volcano is to prepare. To strap down all your possessions and to get a gas mask." She laughs at me and with a wild look in her eyes she says "Then how do you enjoy the ride?" I smile and say "Not as much as you, but I can stay on that ride forever." She stops for a moment and looks at me. As I get down one knee and ask "Will you marry me? Will you show me that love you speak of, a love of beauty, passion and rage." and with a tear in her eye she says "Yes I'll marry you my little sage."