Vulgar and Gross Generalization for the Sake of a Cheap Joke
by Anubis-the-Philosomancer
When i was a younger lad,
i just couldn't wrap my head around
why t'is that females
are so oft referred to
(albeit colloquially)
as "bitches"
by certain demographics,
particularly
a certain complementary sex
i just so happen to be.
It just struck me as a bit
unfair, y'know?
But,
now that i'm a bit older,
though, t'would seem,
nary a bit wiser,
i realize
t'is indeed quite unfair,
and that's precisely why
they tend to be called
"bitches!"