Pizza boxes sit at curb sides every thursday. Bottles and cans fill most weekends, some week days because why not? We celebrate in ***** rooms, letting liquids leave all sorts of stains. Semesters pass and we pass (sometimes), with nothing left in our pockets but long-term debt, friendly conversations lost in the haze of moderate alcoholism, and memories that we feel will last forever. Youth is wasted on the young, they say, but what better way to spend a Tuesday than day-drinking in eternal ecstasy?