1
Dirtbag Republicans

Mud slings podiums
On national stage what disgrace
They all stoop so low


2
Scary Buffoons

Republican Song
Bigots and cowards d'baiting
Sing: 'send in the clowns'


3
Conservative Budget Logic

Food stamp program bad
Trillion dollar wars so good
No child left a dime


4
CON-servative Wackos

All crazy on stage
None flew over cuckoo's nest
Wait till one holds office