I am your biggest enemy That annoying disruptive archenemy I am the devil’s advocate The answer that can’t wait I am the, what if, that cannot That heart dropping second thought I am that itch you can’t reach That dreaded wedding speech I am the chair leg that stubs your toe The dreadful bad hair day photo I am the daily agonizing frustration But these moments give me this admiration To be happy and thankful for those times That make it worth wild to live a lifetime.