Quiet, hallucinating Ombrophile seeks Pluviophobe to convert to own religion Must like ******* in the woods at night & being happy to fight
angrily over nothing & to believe in little green men My personal hobbies include punting on the river & singing ' Greensleeves'
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' Greensleeves' is a traditional English song which you either love or hate... 'Ombrophile' is a lover of rain.... Pluviophobe is someone who has a fear of rain...
Punting on the river is a particular activity in England.... google it if you don't know what 'punting' means...