So I wondered what it would be like
If I looked into a mirror alright?
And as I looked at the reflection
It turns out that's me in another dimension

So since I'm a comic book geek
That version of myself would be like this, I think
He's probably got a job, not lacking in confidence
Isn't so cold that feeling is always in the past tense


He's probably actually liked, by people besides his bears
Maybe he isn't apprehensive about showing feelings, beyond that he cares
Or even more outlandish he can talk without slipping on a stutter
Maybe his mind isn't always in the gutter


Maybe he's happy, whereas I fake a smile
Maybe he's athletic, and can run a mile
Or maybe he's the exact opposite of what I described in my verse
Another me from a parallel universe