We've got the wedding bin blues, Reception Centres should have been sued, Plastic chicken and phony food, "Why did you marry me?" we rued, This is the first wives' club, Half were in the pudding club, The orange appliances survived, Half the exes aren't alive! Reception Centres should have been sued, We've got the wedding bin blues!!!
(Sing along to the tune, "Wedding Bell Blues"). Feedback welcome.