When the phone's at home I'm a dog Without his bark-collar on; Off the leash, Off the property, Snapping at gulls On the beach. I'm digging up old bones, Lifting a leg, Barking and chasing What crosses my path.
Back at home I loose my dog brain; I'm tethered and yanked By a cellular line. The yelping, And begging Have me pining For the freedom of My inner canine.