I want a beard like Chris's beard But I can't even grow hair on my chest This may sound strange if not a bit weird That I have a Chris beard full on man crush
I swear I'm not gay, why I'm even straighter than straight You can call my house and ask my wife She'll tell you I'm out back juggling chainsaws all day And other manly things I do with my life
But with hair on my face there's not the slightest trace Not a follicle will you even find But with Chris's beard I think that it's clear That sucker could grow over night
So yes, I want a beard like Chris's beard And that is the straight up fact Jack Cause with a beard like Chris's manly beard I wouldn't have to put up with anyone's crap
Check out the photo on Chris's site...cool beard! Have I mentioned that already?