Make the L loser sign With your right hand. Good. Now flip your left hand So palm faces you. Good. Now make the L loser sign With your left hand. Good. Put both hands up Showing two L's. Good. Now slide the right hand over So that your right thumb Crosses your left index finger. Good. You've made the Double L Cross, Protection against Double Losers. Works on vampires too.
If anyone flashes you the Loser sign, respond with this.