I’d like to make a wish. Do I get a wish or is Society taking a pish? I wish some people used mouthwash By the gallon every week Because they reek. And, I am not talking bad No, I am sad to say They take my breath away And make me **** in Like I am hitting good ****.
They really need to brush Then floss, then swoosh. Or, I could kick them in the toosh And scream in their face “You’re a disgrace! Surely you don’t kiss your mother With that breath that could smother And render her gasping Grasping for one more breath Before her death from asphyxiation. So, for the betterment of the nation, Your state, county, city and block I give your forehead a knock Saying ‘Hello! Something died in there!”
So, when you go in there, to the john Don’t make yourself gone Until you have poured something in That fetid **** above your chin; Something that will **** the bugs You got from too many drugs, Too much crap and too little good. I’m sure if you tried, you could Free us from this stench. Take the mouthwash off the bench And put it into play For the sake of the team.
No, this isn’t a dream. I’m really saying it. No sense downplaying it. It’s not outrageous at all. It’s a wake-up call.