I've written them all down
The terms of my surrender
I've had them notarized
Ready to pass them all along

Things will now be better
Once it is that I surrender
The terms and the conditions
I'm giving you my all

I'm bringing out the white flag
Waving this way and that
With everything that I have
I'm coming over to your side

I'm showing you I mean it
The opposing team I'm leaving
A classic case of treason
I'm laying down my life