Providers of moments of pure gold
I can't get enough of my children
Except when the tell me I'm getting old
Then I want to **** them.

If honesty's your best policy
Then kids are the way to go
But its not all fun and frivolity
They don't seem to understand 'no'

If you're all for clean living
You may have another think
For being around your kids all day,
Can drive a girl to drink