While not everybody naps Simply everybody craps. If you don’t you’re a goner I swear by my honor There’s no substitute for it So just get used to it. It’s like boogers, you see It’s not talked of openly.
The public has an allergy Of what can be said honestly. You can admit to burping But must do so excusing As if you had taken a dump Instead of expelling a lump Of non-poisonous gas. Society is a ***.
And while we’re at it We live in a world here Where ******* are reshaped And formed by a brassiere But no crotch bulges for men Especially not big shaped ones. As I have already implied Society is a mean son-of-a-gun.
Breastfeeding an infant is Seen as some kind of **** But under-aged girls in bikinis? That is why men were born. They were put on earth to see And love nature and its gifts. But women in public should Not show uncovered ****.
Just remember this and You will do very well. Being natural is for sure The best way to go to hell. You must always look to The bluenosed of society To shape your fine sense Of decency and propriety.
A natural person, as God made Is surely just the Devil’s work. Because the Devil is more Important that that God ****. God and Santa make lists And punish us by and bye But Satan does it right now And then spits in your eye.
So, be the proper citizen And don’t do what is natural. Following on nature’s bent Will do you no good at all. Even though the Bible won’t Agree to this simple plan Just look around you to learn What is in society’s plan.