You’re a smack down Kick-around, clueless clown That tells unfunny jokes And runs with the blokes That put up with your antics And your busted semantics Because they think someday Things might swing your way And they can profit by association With a human abomination That enjoys investing atrocities With scarifying velocity On the halt and the lame; Running opportunistic games On those who cannot defend; World without end, amen.
But heaven forfend That you might have a friend Who seems a holy prophet But does not seek for profit And acolytes to their cause; A bogus Santa Claus Who leeches from the people In his church without a steeple, Just microwave towers Sprouting like ugly flowers To spread out the message So we can read every passage That boil down to a sermon To send money to this vermin Your bund proclaims a messiah When he is really a pariah Nobody has yet recognized He’s so well disguised.
But, be aware, polecat Some know what your at And what you are doing I nothing more than accruing That which you can bank. You have nobody to thank For the outcome you inherit From the outcome you assume When your calumnies bloom Into the realities that appear When the truth draws near And tars and feathers you And when your victims do What they should have done along Was reject your ways gone wrong And found a rail lying around To ride your **** out of town.