minutes i'll never get back have been contracted to a cat erasing the possibility of being fired i'm constantly tired and haven't had a good moment in months i often reminisce on the days before i gave away everything that made me me for a pair of beige boots and a high fade memories are usually accompanied reluctantly hand in hand with questions why am i really here was it worth it will i ever get a return on this investment i'm pretty good with numbers but no matter which way i cut it the answer is on the inside of a magic eight ball