September He is possibly the most beautiful person I have ever seen. It'll be hard to get him to notice me. October He flirts with me sometimes, but maybe he flirts with everyone. November Why am I keeping track of where he is in the-oh **** he's coming over. December He sat next to me. He gave me a party hat that said matched my eyes. January Who? February Oh don't let this start again. He's opinionated, he's pretentious... he's flirting again. ****. March You won't be seeing him around anymore. Shame. April I could have sworn his eyes lit up when he saw me. Wow he's actually talking to me. May Oh **** he's there already waiting for me. He's there. And he is waiting, for me.