Why can't "1" be an alphabet I mean it looks just like the letter "L" And so does "I" but no one ever goes there All "3" is a backwards "E" "7" looks like "Z" missing it's tail But "1" still can't be an alphabet That's kinda messed up don't you think Why can't the order be "A" "B" "C" "1" "D" That sounds pretty catchy to me It can be changed And if you dare say it can't think about poor little pluto All my life they were telling pluto was planet Then one day out of the blue they want to say it's not That pluto dwarf planet What a downgrade Bet pluto back there crying his small tears away But still "1" can't be an alphabet That's hysterical if you ask me So let it be let "1" come after "C" And wave your hands if you with me