Oh hail toothbrush, haven’t seen you since last night I’ve returned again to cleanse an overbite Spread the paste thick and minty across your bristled skin Over the lips and on the culprits, 007 of oral hygiene going in
****, it feels good-
Morning scrubs do away with yesterday’s store appetizer samples Clinging and eroding the ceramic protection of my enamels Its poor thin concealing of my porcelain I must protect Just a little more push and pull- haven’t even eaten breakfast yet Foaming at the mouth, rabid plague of plaque I’m getting rid of What extra harm for today’s meals I should have considered
But it’s alright-
My dentist smiles and offers a primary root canal adjustment But the filling he’s drilling in won’t do too much for my budget One hand to my jaw could cause my little car to swerve Unbearable agony from the glass casing encasing that vital nerve
One hole’s enough for today-
Make it home, disgusted jaw line of cotton by the mirror Spit soaked clouds are temporary relief for bearer Grab the blender, toss it up, eggs and bacon with my juice It’s no use- my straw’s stuck with gunk and nothing’s coming loose.