Entering a world composed of surreal images My mind must twist itself into difficult yoga poses Attempting comprehension of the madness Black aprons meander in rhythmic gyrations Under harsh soul stealing luminescence Lubricated with coffee to perform Menial machinations miserably I am but a tourist On their macabre island full With nightmarish denizens Of this local purgatory The poet dreamt of no circle As dreadfully inhabited as this sinister strata Easily a septante of sins sordidly succumbed to by soulless citizens Apathetic arrogance masquerading as hospitality While decency and morality are assaulted According to the overlords abusive schedule I am struck mute with paralytic paranoia As I hurriedly set my offering upon the altar And search for exact change
Wawa is a convenience store located primarily in the Northeast, mostly New Jersey and Pennsylvania. It is simultaneously the worst and greatest thing about living in New Jersey.