ISIS is going through a crisis Things haven't gone quite as planned With all the youth that they recruit There's one thing they don't understand
You see the kids are starting to miss their cell phones Along with their snacks, their TV, and their games They hate to drop the ball on the cause and all But without modern technology, well that's just insane
Now ISIS you know is in crisis mode As they quickly do all their shopping online For the necessities that these spoiled Jihadi's need So they can get back into the fight
Used to be money was no object Now they are quickly going "Broke.com" With all the cash they now spend they're having to send To Google, eBay, and Amazon
Not to mention all the power and telephone towers They've put up to keep the young fighters from leaving As they sit in their tents texting their friends While engrossed in their PlayStation 3's
Yes ISIS is now in full crisis The enemy within, who would have thought That it would be the modern day teenager Guess it happens to the best of us all