It's funny because it's not on me It's funny you get so ruffled It's funny 'cause I'm in no trouble Thanks to public conditioning globally expressed, I just wait, because you'll settle for **** And if I don't change and don't get my way It's okay -- it's all your fault. It's okay -- you're the one in debt And I'm not called to explain my attempts in vain It's all your fault It's funny because it's not on me It's funny how you get so ruffled It's funny 'cause I'm in no trouble Except for the threat of death Except for losing X amount of friends Except for lack of alliances In any defense