I'm sorry I'm too ugly I'm sorry I'm too pretty I'm sorry I'm too fat I'm sorry I'm too thin I'm sorry I'm smelly I'm sorry I wear too much perfume I'm sorry I am poor I'm sorry I have more spending money than you I'm sorry you have to look at me daily I'm sorry I don't call enough I'm sorry I'm too aggressive I'm sorry I back down too easily I'm sorry I'm too smart I'm sorry I'm too stupid I'm sorry I'm too quiet I'm sorry I'm too loud I'm sorry I'm too lazy I'm sorry I'm too fidgety I'm sorry I'm too flirtatious I'm sorry I'm too boring I'm sorry I'm overemotional I'm sorry I don't talk enough But that's the way I was made, so deal with it. Sorry, I'm not sorry.