It's too difficult. I'm flesh and blood so when I try to convert myself to paper and ink, I don't like it... Paper me has no depth pizazz or truth to her. She's 2D in more way than one, simply pretending to have life love and excitement. Vicarious living will only breathe a few feeble puffs into her deflated parchment lungs, but that's all I can ever give her. To impart all my life love and excitement into her would drain me zap me (and probably) shock me. Because then she would no longer be Paper Me, she'd be Real Me and I don't think I could bear to come face to face with **Real Me