There was never a happily ever after
For it was woe in costume
There was no heroine
There was but he took a hike
There was no magic
For it was onyx

Thus London Bridge is falling down again , crushing many in it's way
Mary has lost her little lamb , Eaten by wolves looking for it
Cinder-ella had developed black lung , she's in the dust
The cow shattered his ribs coming down from the moon , he's crippled
And Mother Goose perished due to old age