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Madison Claire
Poems
Jan 2015
Backhanded Pickup Lines
I love the way you laugh.
It sounds like a dog throwing up.
I want to run my hands through your hair.
I bet it's as soft as a chinchilla's fur.
I love your height.
How it makes you look like you're the genetic product of Nick Jonas and a giraffe.
I love your eyes.
You're so full of ****, that even your eyes are brown.
send this to your crush with no context. or someone you hate. or both. unless your crush is someone you hate.
#love
#funny
#comedy
Written by
Madison Claire
18/F/Jacksonville, Florida
(18/F/Jacksonville, Florida)
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