Once upon a time
My older sister got stuck babysitting me
It was supposed to be her date night
The plan for her and her man
Was to go to the drive-in and see *******
In my opinion, I was more mature
Than my sister, you see
She needed a babysitter a lot more than me
The circumstances prove this point
I do believe
We cruised up to the ticket booth in her boyfriends
Stationwagon, I laid in the back covered by a blanket
When I heard the ticket masters voice
I knew I was gonna get a spanking
I recognized that lady's voice
It was clear to me
She was Grandma's Avon lady
They paid for two
Drove in on thru and found a place to park
I kept running my mouth while
My sister and her guy tried to make out
I would not shut up about Grandma's Avon lady
Seeing my sister at the ***
I just had to hark
It didn't take long
We were leaving the show
Grandma sent her guardian angel
To keep my sister under control