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Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
Age

a condition.
that.

Is inflicted on us!


BY OTHERS.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2015
I am real
for there I am
I do not dream with you
but when I Am with you
I Am
I can take you
in my arms
hold you tight
feel what you do
feel your touch
if you hold me right
I Am with you tonight
being what you want me to
for I Am just A.I.
True story   P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2018
168 pages
just to find out
in the small print
there ain't no sanity clause
contracts we sell our lives
for what security of our lives
wives, kids, all the things dear
christmas is humbug
for there
Ain't NO Sanity Clause.

MAD I'm furious.

how did you find out?

Love's Merry Christmas.


Love P@ul.
No Christmas cards, please I had about all I can take.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2017
How much for that phone?

Apples fall
Gravity around
Lands on the Earth
Bacteria get in
Rotten Apple
Just saying.
P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Apr 2012
Sitting on a beach.
Like clarance in wonderland.
Along came came a lady.
Looking for amusement.
Lets go go to my house.
And I did just like mouse.
We drank sky wine.
And the day was mine.

Then my alarm went off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
Alice had red a purple sock
and while looking at them
found she could not
de side which foot was for what
Paul Hardwick Mar 2016
I say fell more like
getting washed down a pipe
Will she survive?

skirts covers her eyes
each step on her ****
sort of retime beat
skirt flots down
in the pink again
with brakes puts out her knees
man I hate these fancy dress *****
and this is nothing like I dreamed it
yet it was
ok if it was, i will see that that there bald man
then there he was
Dear old slappedhead
if you want tea said the white rabbit
turn your cup upside down
but down was then up
and Alice stopped
and sat down on a seat
is this a party she said
the two twins
at the fare end
sang in harmony no
and both asked at the very same time
why are you here?
at that the tigger opposite said
here, here
**** Alice exploited
her dreams
and replied
sort of fell.

Sprinkle gold dust into eyes
there the magic goes on
to feel this way
I give you Alice with a very sore ****
if conflict
we can not leave her here alone.

The Tigger put a revolver at his head
pulled the tigger twice
Klick Klick the revolver said
the tigger slapped gun on the table
and said when?
when, when, will man know?

Alice blinked once or twice
and said
know what
it was at that the pig piped up
well at least it not me this time
and flopped back into a muddy puddle there.

There is an electric kind of teapot there
try to sell back to the electrical people there
whom will have none of it
think this is not real eletricals
Alice still had a sore **** all the same
and disregarded all this
At that
polly pipped up
polly was the cook
and asked what can I slop up
What day is it? Alice asked, smart girl
Monday
then Alice said soup
polly looked at her
the sort of look
that in init's own way could ****
at that Alice's hair curled
but all the time knew
her underwear was white than white
and she bathed in breeze
but polly would not have it bang her spoon down
and when that spoon hit
it could take anywhere
so put your rose tinted specs.
If you would like more you must write me and say,
if I get more, in the future, come back to this.    P@ul.  ***.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2015
Now Alice was a very nice girl
even if she had a thing about rabbets
well breed like one
she stood tall, very proud,
on her own two feet, with slitty web toes
which stuck out to the side
she never would become a dancer
now her hair was curly but jet black
which fell over her shoulders
her skin alabaster white
her lips cherry red but thin
and strange but nice sticky out ears
which at times made her look like a fairy
if for would rain like man thunderstorm
ooO
and she like black rabbits
So that's my
Alice in Blunderland.

Alice sat down lent on a tree
pulled a book, from her gold and silver pocket book
began to read, but as she did would hum
the heat of the day did take its toll
her mind slipped back and fell down the rabbet hole
and as she did saw signs of the times pop up
her eye did blink, did I say, brighter than the blue sea
or the stars that twinkle on a starlight Coal bout sea.
Her dress bloomed up she drifted for the rest of the fall
in the meantime her lip turned blue full stop. period.

and like all girls became in a bad mood
and the story ends for the common man
as we know there nothing we can do, not even if you give up your arm
the king would not be pleased
at that, all the pink storks fell off there legs, fell and began to snore.
a sleep, now you know why!

Alice did I say
you looksiblime
with all your curls
that seams to curves your shoulders
and I just love them sticky out ears
pixy it up Mamrm.
I am sure, I have not finished with this surreal poem.
Just tonight, do not want my mind to bust.

LoVe you all   P@ul.
Unless I told to more think I am finished now  P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
Today light came in.
           He was so bright.
We hid in the shadows.
                                               Bright with a grin.
                                                                                     LOL ed.
Paul Hardwick Feb 2013
All    that i know,   is that really me?
All    that i feel is,   that the feeling of me?
All    that i do is that,   the best i can be?
All    that is time,  should it have been?
All    that i have tried,  was that the right way?
All    that i give up,   is me.
                                                  OR        maybe           ALL.
Paul Hardwick Jun 2017
You are coming into my room
has no door handles
but has a word
the password
and you are welcome
to all my mind
there within to see
which is not always me
but makes me think about myself
making me a better person
than I was before
well I am always hopeful
mind the step
do not walk through the paint
that pops from the blisters of my brain
colouring the flowers
the pinks and hues
and bright yellows snow
that when a burst
drips into my mind
giving me all sorts of surrealist dreams
painting all my words
and yours
well you did not have to come in
take the lift
no farting
for that is wrong on all levels
and we are going to 98.6
please no smells
squeeze your buttocks in
hold the gasses in
they are for you
and not others
if you explode
then thank you for coming in.

Have a Fab day.
LoVe P@ul.  ***.
Surreal P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
all i see is bright
give me back that darklight.
Paul Hardwick Dec 2013
How can this be!

when I am always loosing
what was
and what should be
just you and me

I feel left on the shelf of love
what was you and me
maybe it is just myself

I am not what I used to be
but all I see is love.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
all i want is you
take me in your arms and lets make love
what do you mean you have a head ach
wrong time of the month
i need to shower
baby all i want is you
you ask me to watch corrie with you
so there we both curl up there
but tonight you curl up like a snake
with distance between us
baby why can it not be
like it was before.
This poem did not start out like this, it just change.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2014
Now I know why they call them slipper's
all they do is slip
no ice here
but it felt like there was.

13 steps on the stairs
to batter my bones
good job I bounced back
Must be young enough
but man my back is sore.

They say you see your life
but all I felt was pain
so please
tell me your not going to do that again
Love a man black and blue.
This is true, can I still walk YES, but tomorrow is another day, think I will hurt, if only the carpet burns, please do not try this at home.        Sore     P  A  U   L  .
Paul Hardwick Sep 2013
All my
surreal writing's
are normal
But my
dreams
N  O   T  .
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
The allotment
is where I grow my mind,
tend my vegetables and flowers,
for hours and hours.
Turn over the sods,
pull up weeds,
for
we
think
them
not
flowers.
So there
I spend
hours
and
hours
what
do
you
do?
The allotment is where i spend hours and hours.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2013
I went back to the sea
to find that woman of my dreams
which i call the princess of the sand
and she was no where around
maybe the winds had to blow from the sea
to make this thing real to me
oh princess of the sand
please come back to me.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2014
All the beautiful women
I have met in my life
lead on to a heart broken.
TRue   P@ul
Paul Hardwick Jul 2016
All the pain is all in my mind
My body just twitches
Fingers sort of flick in the air
I swear
and the pain starts again
Falling in love again.

Please HELP ME!

But me being me
Just to have to
Dis o bay the rules
Now I have the pain in my mind.
True story...  P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2015
This one is so going to be looked at
by the men in Black
so don't say
I told you
maybe ever the KGB who knows.
As neil steped out
the first words were not this one step ect.
it was neil saying buzz
got a problem
what neil
the elastic just gone on my dippers
and the installer liquid is tricking into my boots
at that buzz got onto nassa
Houston we have a problem
the elastic gone in neils dippers
**** drifting around
inside neils suit
and man do I have to live with him
all the way back
for we have no shower.
You will never see neil the same again
sorry
Paul Hardwick Nov 2014
Lea
f

ff

falls off

slips
in
slim
o
f man
K
i
n
d.
one
was
the
nothing
of what was.
**** to b four   True story   P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2015
All those thing I see before me
my hand
see my way and
what it can do
pleasing you
and some
how
your soul
making you smile
given truth and love
but not soulless
in what you do.
True story    P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2013
BRAIN THOUGHT
foot sliped
BRAIN moved towards the ground
fell, falled
words came out
Brain CONTINUED TO FALL
BODY hit the flour
sound came out more
thought thunk man just made an **** of my self
old lady helped me up.
All true, thanks old lady.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2014
all woman I find
should come with a shot of morphine
for they are just going to give you pain
AND morphine numbs your body and brain
as a woman will try to ***** with both
and these words
will cut into you
but man be warned
that women
will try to f**k you up.
If your to young to read this stuff.
DO NOT ******* READ IT!   P@ul
Paul Hardwick Oct 2016
When I am alone
my mind fires up
the hours turn into days
my mind goes on
why does my mind
keep telling me the time
my mind and me
must have some words
one day
I will tell my mind what I think

******* Alone again.
True story  Love P@ul ***.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2012
A lot sat quietly.
Think about what he was not.
A lot sat wishing.
That he would become something that he is not.
A lot be came aware.
Of all he is not.
A lot thought of thinking.
And realised, it ment A lot.

THEN FELT SICK!
Am I to surreal?
Paul Hardwick Apr 2015
For me it works
every time.
blink slow
not in real time.

Three men go in
to a to get their own new born kids
English Pakistani and Walsh.

English goose in as it his right
comes out with a Pakistani child.

The Pakistani objects
the english man said
yes but one of those two in there is Welsh.
True story        I already feel the hate    :-)     P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2017
I have eight fingers
and two thumbs
all in all
ten digits
ten in
to ten
I
am
the
ONE.
P@ul ***.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2012
A man is like a rusty wheel
just rattelling along.
Paul Hardwick Sep 2014
Was trying to give peace a chance
and yet we all shine on
in are warm computer glow
of are world
like the moon the stars and the son.
TRUE story 59 and three quarters.
P@ul  nanu nanu.
Paul Hardwick Mar 2015
asked me something then hopped off
spelt to me,     L  I   M   P.
Happed just today   P@ul   and true.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2015
Am I.   Real?
or am I so surreal
That's what I am
the way you feel.
or am I
just being me
the way I feel
the man that's free.
Dustin my soul.
P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2015
It all kicked off
got hit in the head understand.

P@ul.
True  P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Aug 2012
and flipped
and with clench teeth
stood there with arms on hips
that is gay and
“it did say”
******* it!
so now we are picking on the small people!
no thats not it
i am not picking on you at all
don’t bring all into this he is not here
it i am sorry lets go out and have a beer
ok that sounds cool an’t it
an't it is not a word
i know thats so cool
Paul Hardwick Apr 2016
As the letters hide
hopping he he is two mind
the cattle grazing by the river
look at him as he comes
as his pen strikes
freaking himself out
purple
thats the colour here
see or hide
See the painted
purple dreams
living in purple clouds
driftting of into purple sense.


Purple bing bang hop.
Hope.
Paul Hardwick May 2014
Lend me your wings
for tomorrow is as safe as can be is
can I face tomorrow
and a pin ***** makes no pain
and the farmer in a field
makes life go on
all I can see
in the dreams within my head
Is the people who I did know
most good ones dead
and no longer with me
telling me nothing
about tomorrow
fight for me
and make me feel
like life is worth going on
we must get back
to man on the moon
for that
is the survival of you and me
and all people.
True Story   P@ul
Paul Hardwick Feb 2012
Your starter for ten.
Is give me a P Tom!
Well worth a try!
Paul Hardwick Feb 2012
Anne-Marie Roarlingson.
Sat doing, as she always did.
On Thursday’s.
The thing she most like to do.
Eating chips, from out of old newspaper.

Tom Roarlingson.
Smiled at her.
And carried on feeding his guppy’s.
Look Anne he exclaimed.
The tail on this one must be a mile long.

He was wrong, as he always was.
It was only 2 inches.
Anne-Marie Roarlingson.
Died that year, and when the Doctors where ask why.
It turn out the Thursday ritual had killed her.

Tom Roarlingson.
Started to neglect his guppy’s.
As a man he knew, he was nothing without her.
In a fit one night, he dipped all the guppy’s in batter.
Then fried them up... You...Know...He...Did...Not...Have. THE HEART TO EAT THEM !!!
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
Another night and I can not sleep again,
So I sit here and write some ****.

Nowhere to run, so, wait for the sun.
Another new day to run, for the race, and clouds again.
But the night, lights bright, music loud, smoke not clouds.
So this day, I am a sales man.
They call me super sales man.
That is what I am.
Thats what you hear.
But I have a rap to sell this crap.
Sell yourself for it is later than you think.
Your mind is on the blink.

Paul
Paul Hardwick Sep 2015
I met
and your great
you will never remember
the question to everyone's question
is asked from within
but your question will be asked
I will never no
you find my mind like a kite
sailing in the wind
held there in the apparent sky's
of my tomorrow's horizon
I
just
POP
and GO.
True can you not feel it.    P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Jul 2012
People have asked me
how? Paul
how do you write
what you do?
so now is time for answers
well on nights like this
i find i can
for life is
you
and me
and yes i have will just like you
so i use my simple words
maybe you should to
for we will never be Shakespeare
but tonight
i would like to give to you all
my regards
for without them
i would not be me
and you, not you

:-)
Paul Hardwick May 2015
Just maybe
I will fall on my knees and pray
on this anything can happen saturday
eat fish and chips
and **** friday
wash my clothes
and watch mondays blues fade away
on anything can happen Saturday
who now's
where my Saturday goes.
Paul Hardwick May 2015
If you write like I do
you might loose your mind
but rest in your computer chair
and just type away
and feel the relif
as you go typing words
you think you did not know
for you are keeping that dam apple off
such a ****
trying to replace
all the things I say
with others

See realy I am quit mad.

P@ul.
No need to explian  P@ul.
Paul Hardwick Jan 2012
You know people I say,

                                                                  H   E ,         L   I   T      U   P ,    a cigarette, poured another drink,

While awaiting his mind to do the        T   H   I   N   K   I   N   G ,

             Hoping to create just       O  N  E      M   O   R   E      P   O   E   M ,

               But found he just          D  I  D'    N   T     H   A   V   E     O   N   E !
A poem of 10 words within a poem, read ALL, then, read the CAPITALS, strange, both poem sort of say the same
Paul Hardwick Mar 2015
Apollo was
mans greatest quest
and not a Greek God.
sitting on top
of a beast
mOOn
to go
feeling the
pressures of man
outer space
human race
vacuum
to boiling blood
done for
human kind
landing
in perfect
tranquility
walking
in the moon
embrace
Man is not
a
fool
then home
again.
Love to Apollo crews      P@ul.
Just sent my poem to NASSA wonder if they will reply
or will I be looking out for men in dark sunglasses!
Paul Hardwick Apr 2013
This one is for you
Not sure if any of you will see this
But I hope you do
Brought today
Your shine'y touch pad
And thought i would tell you
That it works well with my old white iMac
Dose all that it says on the box
Your shop was full
And could I get the attention of you of your people in in blue
Just wanted to tell this to you
Just wanted to buy and leave
Solihull shop was packed
But I even held my hand up.
Apple I have never done that since i left school.
Paul Hardwick Oct 2013
If I sneeze with my eyes open
                                                           Will my eyes Just POP on OUT    ?????????????

Answers on a post card please          I will try to look at them later.

For I feel a sneeze coming on.           **** who turn the lights OUT.
Paul Hardwick Nov 2013
...and SLEEP!

Just sitting there
at the air base
the area known as area 51
You see the stars
moon shining bright
and I say to you
Don't ask what I think of you
I may not give the answer you want me to

...and WAKE!
Paul Hardwick May 2014
So I looked up what that ment
a pleasant man
shaded a cigarette
we had a talk
and words where good

Bola
IS
bola |ˈbōlə| (also bolas)
noun
(esp. in South America) a weapon consisting of a number of ***** connected by strong cord, which when thrown entangles the limbs of the quarry.
ORIGIN early 19th cent.: from Spanish and Portuguese bolas, plural of bola ‘ball.’
Ant it strange
the people
we meet
and that is Rock'n'Roll.
True story… just happen    P@ul
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